ZOMG!!!! it's not a quiz thingie!!

ok so yeah, MERRY EFFING CHRISTMAS!!!! or Chaunuka or Kwanzaa or whatever you celebrate! sorry, all I know is that a majority of the people I'm friends with (that I know of) celebrate Christmas

Now that that's over and done with, I'd like to say some not-very-nice things. At this point, I don't care if the person I'll be talking about reads this or not. I actually hope she does, so that maybe some of this will finally get through her thick, arrogant, self absorbed, bratty skull! I'll try to make this as short as possible while still giving you all the full story because I know that it'll already be a long story, but a "friend" I had last year and partially over the summer turned into a majorly annoying, snobby brat. Let's call her Mary. My best friends and I decided that after Mary treating us like crap for the longest time, enough was enough. We told her multiple times what we didn't like about how she was treating us and attempted to still be friends with her, but she wouldn't change how she treated us. We graduated to trying to convince her that we didn't want to be friends with her anymore, but she practically started stalking us, me in perticular. I tried telling her multiple times that I didn't want to be friends with her anymore, but she wouldn't listen. After a while, I just kinda gave up trying to explain that to her and tried tollerating her, tuning her out the best I could. At the Homecoming game, I ended up getting the truth out of one of my(now ex) best guy friends(let's call him Daren) that he liked her. He happened to be all that she could talk about, she was practically obsessed with him. I thought that maybe they'd make a cute couple, for like a week or two, seeing as that's about how long middle school relationships last. I convinced him to ask her to the upcoming dance, and she obviously said yes. It wasn't until a few days later that I found out that Daren still had a crush on the girl he liked before Mary(let's call her Mallory [in case you haven't guessed, these names are quite close to the actual names]). I didn't know what to do, for it was all my fault. I now realize that if he had liked Mallory more than Mary that he shouldn't have went ahead and asked her out, and that it wasn't entirely my fault. But anyway, my bestest friend in the whole wide universe(let's call her....Alpaca ) and I tried figuring out ways for them to break up without him having to dump her, for he didn't have the balls to do it himself. Alpaca came up with the idea of having him pretend to cheat on her with me, getting her to dump him. I would not agree, and neither would he. He ended up "breaking up" with her, but apparently it was a hoax and they were together the entire time. What Daren didn't tell us in our scheming was that he was actually starting to like Mary a whole hell of a lot more than Mallory. All was well(kinda) for a while, until I was declared Mary's mortal enemy and she turned Daren against me, spreading rumors that I was trying to steal her boyfriend and things of that nature. There were probably about 30 variations of the story going around, and all the while Mary was milking it as much as she possibly could, complaining to everyone who would listen about me and literally crying during recess. Daren took her side over ours, our side consisting of me, Alpaca, our friend Jenny(name is changed), and his best friend since 3rd grade Hayley(name is changed). That's about where we are now in life, and I kinda wanted to see what you guys had to say about it. Any advice, insight, or just plain comments about how well you could understand how this was written would be extremely appreciated